Feh. Mostly unreadable.
Then I found this little gem - Ansicon - which provides proper handling of ANSI escape sequences on windows machines. Follow these steps:
- Download the most recent package (v1.52 at the time of this writing)
- Unzip somewhere convenient
- Via a command prompt, navigate to the directory and run "ansicon.exe -i" to install
Running the same test again now yields -